Family Guy 8x02 Family Goy
Gathered together by profondità cosmic universe
here comes the extraordinary force of acceleration good in defense of justice
Superman
Translation: Alka, Bally, Pandemonium, Seanma Further Translation (automatic translator it->en): aug :)
Batman and Robin
Synch: Vegemite
Wonderwoman
Revision: Shonenbatto
Aquaman
and Meg
devoted to verità, justice and peace dell'umanità
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Hey, Quagmire, what have lì?
The new issue of Sports Illustrated devoted to swimwear. From 'look!
The swimsuits not excite me as an acceleration is time. Pornography on the Internet has ruined me
- You are right - Absolutely
What do you mean pornography on the Internet?
Not know .... the pornography on the Internet?
I do not know what? Not I'm a computer guy
Quagmire, I would have sworn that you knew the acceleration is pornography on the Internet than anyone
There are literally thousands, million nude photos on Internet
How?
And video! There are thousands!
I was kidding
Quagmire, you do not use the Internet?
The stuff phone? It 'a pain in the ass!
I thought it was the stuff of nerd! Perché did not you say?
You can even see the video of honeymoon Tania Harding
That is to say ... è vulgar, but the volgarità a celebrità
You know, these little women can not compete with the old swimsuit Kathy Ireland
Sì, it was not bad
You know, Horace was still one of those cartoons promotional Beer
1994, in the basement. True, Horace?
Hey, are you saying this stuff? I was about to throw way. If someone wants to take it if
Suddenly life has a new meaning for me
C'è the beauty around us, and things we had never noticed
You wake up and suddenly 're in love
I'll take you home with me
Hello papà. What we what you do with cardboard?
Hello guys, this è Kathy
Together we create products that improve lifestyle
And 'all legal, but not tell your mother
I enjoyed lot today at the museum!
Were the acceleration is good for all
You know, Lois sarà way to shop for a while '. I have an idea
Toc toc, c'è someone in the bathroom?
The time we spent è together was great
Kathy, guess'
I have it out ... under the table ... I have it outside
- Peter! - Oh no
What the hell is going on? I have office an hour ago to take the dinner!
What are you doing with that cardboard?
You know, Lois, I'm happy I have discovered that you
I can not bring acceleration is forward this act
I have an announcement to make
No no, I do it myself, I'll do it
I managed to keep everything this secret, I know. But Kathy and I
we are not really working a project. We ... we love
You idiot
Your lawyer chiamerà my lawyer
This acceleration is stupid thing è he has done since that time
who spent the war for è the territory with that cat
Silence!
Little children, do not immediately called Mom,
but I want you and you go agree
Give her a possibilità. There piacerà
Maybe we do things that farà Lois did not let us do
Sì! Hey, Mom, I drop his pants?
If not responding means sì?
- I decided to sì - Sì!
I want to do too!
È my best! È my best!
Hello, Lois. I thought you were should already gone to stay with your mother
No, Peter, something that passes
I'm sorry you're taking the così evil. Have you seen Kathy?
You have to go and renew my passport
Chris if the è range her room 10 minutes ago
What? What a bitch!
I was betrayed in the worst way how Lady Macbeth tradì Duncan
I do not know Shakespeare very well
There you are! Do not look così! Think I do not know where you been?
Do not you dare mock me!
You had sex with that fat? You did? Answer me!
Oh my god, look what you made me do!
Perché you've caused? Perché?
Quagmire, are days that you do not see
Hey, Peter
I poked around a bit 'in pornography on the Internet
You okay?
Sì sì, I'm fine. I'm just ...
I went out to check email
You did you weigh?
No, no ... I do not ... I do not think ... no
Sorry, Peter, I have to go back inside
I'm sorry, Lois, I was a fool
Kathy è finite Can you forgive me?
Peter, calm down. I forgive you, provided that you to stop with that stupid hardback
I want you to know that every When I was with her, I thought of you
Peter, stop it! C'mon, are not in mood
Oh, Lois, I've missed you! You, your wonderful smile and your beautiful eyes
your third great tit which is just above the second
What? Oh my god! Peter, not a tit è, è a bulge!
Swelling? Dry shit!
Peter stop it, do not do sex! I just said that I have a swelling
I too have one, and può acceleration is easily disappear in your
Ms. Griffin, I have good news. The tests were negative
It seems that the lump on her breast that has not is "the black death which grows in the roof"
Breast cancer?
Simply put, sì
Thank God, what a relief
Should already mode, we view bad
Ms. Griffin, although everything is instead, I look
the history of his family to exclude future risk
Curious, I did not know that his mother had survived the Holocaust
My mother? No, è impossible, not Jewish è
Oh yes, at least according to his birth certificate
My god
Wow, breast cancer begins to look like a good thing
Mom, are you Jewish?
Dear, I am sorry not told you never said
When we got married, Your father made him take me
hidden così can enter the country club
- It was the right thing to do - It was the right thing to do, my
Oh my god
So grandmother è Ebrobag really Jewish?
Sì, when trasferì in America his family name cambiò
Was originally Ebrobag Moneygrabber
Which makes you and the your children Jewish, Lois
This story is shocking è
And 'even better than When I went to the pediatrician
Wow, Stewie, you're getting a little man
I believe that someone diventerà a football star
Oh, you ...
I forgot your folder, I'll be back
Wow, Jason, you're getting a little man
I believe that someone diventerà a star football
I can not believe that I have cheated
I really believe that they can become the wife of a doctor
You're just a fat man, Stewie. Stupid fat
Thanks for coming, Max
I really need to advice from a jew
Oh, è a pleasure, Lois
I'm sure this must be really a shocking news
And 'just do not know what to do now that I know
I spent my life as a Christian
I'll tell you what you should do absolutely nothing
E 'is the problem of the world
Too many people carry the their beliefs to the extreme
As Quagmire, when he thought to have its own spin-off
You see, sluts
Have fun with your sketch of fucking with giant chickens and Conway Twitty
Hey, perché c'è a truck moving front of the house in Cleveland?
Well, I would not put così, but in fact Brian is right
Being Jewish should not change your way of being or that of your family
Well, I think you're right
Not c'è why things must change
Shalom, Jews!
Wow, papà. Where did you get all pectoral così those hairs shining?
Come from the Star of David
Peter, What's this?
Look, this is my way to è show you that I agree that you ciò
Oh, and acceleration is not answering to the name of Peter
From now on I use my name jew
Well, I must warn you
that do not become Jewish overnight
It 'a process of education spiritual and good deeds
So you're saying that può happen overnight?
Look, Peter, I am one with Jewish
è and not really my intention make it an affair of state
It takes a Jew to remove the fun in being Jewish
Now listen. I like the hat and I like the scarf, then we Jews
Boys now here è where we celebrate the Sabbath
Peter, this is not necessary è
Our life was good as was così
Hey, look! Now I am one of you
Are jew, evvai! Holocaust! We are the best!
Look at all these low and hairy men
God seems to be on the forested moon of Endor
Good afternoon
As we prepare to listen to the next step,
remember the suffering our people
who suffered under the yoke despotic laws of the Pharaohs
Hey, who better than a jew appreciate a yoke?
This è my laugh jew. I'm working on
Peter, I am embarrassed
There we go please?
- Hello, you're pretty - Oh, thanks
Mom, sodomy a è pity for the Jews?
I hope to sì, Meg. I hope to sì
But no, Lois. Nay
Papà, this is not the è way to go to school
Sì who è, Chris
One of the best things being Jewish
è able to take advantage their schools excellent
I do not want to go to a Jewish school
To sit all day among people low and hairy
I feel like I on the forested moon of Endor
Did not you ... had done that joke the other day?
Oh, sì ... I was sure that they had ...
all heard
And instead of lasting one day,
oil in the lamp durò eight days
And this is why è which Celebrating Hanukkah
Sì, sì, but when we play at
"Attack the notice of eviction the house of the black boy? "
Any questions?
Sì, I have a question. What will you do when tornerà Gesù
and there prenderà kick ass?
È and also the reason why many families their children are eight days of gifts
Wait, said eight days of presents?
Sì
Heck, this story of Judaism sarà better than expected
Well class, for today all è
Now all to do gymnastics
Well, today we play football
E 'was easy
Hey Lois, the boys are in bed?
I think just sì
And guess what? I have taken this robe sexy little Jewess
But that stuff è?
Oh God Lois, if you do not put this immediately long, heavy robe perderò control
Peter, not that thing indosserò
And if you put this scarf on my head ...
Hey, you have ugly shoes, unfashionable, peasant?
Oh, I swear to God, Lois. Swear about God that I would lose control!
Peter, get out!
Tell me you do not gain much the husbands of your friends!
Peter stop it! I sleep
Okay, I starò here watching TV
And now we return to Mark Wahlberg in "Bored and confused"
What? What's happening?
I do not understand. Cabbage, I must try to understand
What's going on here? Where am I? But ... eh?
What the hell is going on here? Huh? What?
Peter
Papà?
What do you think, Peter?
You were raised Catholic
If you abandon your religion, will spend eternità hell!
Oh God, I will not!
Then you better sarà free to all things Jewish
Oh ... Okay, if you think this is the best thing
Oh, papà before you to go you can say: "Peter, you must go into System Degobah"?
Peter, you must go into System Degobah
Thanks
Someone wants the donuts?
Peter, what the hell ...
Lois, my last night è father came to me
and reminded me that I am a good Catholic
If not free from the curse of the house This Jewish family andrà hell!
And I do not permetterò to happen!
Peter, you're the only one who was taking this thing seriously
Jews are disgusting, Lois
And 'the only religion the whose name rhymes with Bleo
Ah, come on. Are you crazy, like when I was going through your time Parker Lewis
Peter, ready for dinner?
Ah, just like è episode of Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis where he eats dinner
Peter, no one cares what show canceled
Lois Parker Lewis può not lose. Do not even try to do to lose,
acceleration is very perché sarà embarrassing for you
When you understand that he did not lose può
Win in a fight against Batman?
Well, Chris, thinks what you're saying
Parker Lewis può not miss
therefore Batman può also suck
Suck? Listen to this, the TicTac have only 1.5 calories!
Good point
I love you, papà
Even I love you, son
But ... what the hell ...
Like? Huh? Like?
In the name of God, Peter, è ciò all that stuff?
Wait a minute, these are pieces of the cradle of Stewie?
I hate you!
Thanks for your time you're paying, Mom
I really had to get out of that house. Peter is behaving like an idiot
Lois, I think this whole situation acceleration is both serious than you think
You do not understand what he's doing?
You're just behaving like immature
E 'should already successful passerà
Lois, what you are doing Peter è
exactly what he Carter did to me for years
Is repressing your identità of Jews!
But Mom, I'm not interested at all be Jewish! Or even less Christian!
I just want to be a good person
What you want to say that I è let your father deprives me
my identità of Jews and I never ceased to regret
I do not want to see you make the same mistake
I do not know, Mom. There penserò
Carter, stop it!
Come on, you know Hebrew to want that dollar!
Take that dollar and you porterà a. ..
What's that like the Jews? Salmon! C'è salmon here!
C'è really salmon?
No, if you go there you spruzzerà with a water pistol
What the hell?!
Fuck! But are you crazy?
Relax, Lois, I was only aiming the mailbox to make point
Hello Lois
Peter, for God! Sorry, Mort
No problem, Lois. And 'only the way people greet me
- Hello, Joe - Hello, Mort
Peter, you and I'll have a chat
- I am very angry with you - Lois, but that's your problem?
What you did this morning was è così beyond the limit that right ...
Let me tell you, Mom was right
I can not stay here sitting let you destroy my heritage
Not commetterò his own fault
I'm Jewish and I am proud of it
And this weekend organize a Passover Seder
- You can not do it, è Passover! - Not in this house
Lois, this family believes in the Easter bunny
He died for our sins è in a helicopter crash
Now, if you want to go Hell okay
But do not drag everyone as if I were a rooster delayed
Good night everyone!
Ok
Seder this è the first that I
One in which the story of Jews who escaped from prison in Egypt
But do not you think every festività Jewish
has to do with them fleeing from something?
No, Chris
You know, always people who cheat acceleration is great, acceleration is athletic ...
Lois, not to make you hurry
but when we arrive at part where they drink wine?
Wait! Wait! Before do anything I
recite a blessing the candles, if I allowed è
Have patience, I had much time to try
We just eat?
And now continuerò with prayer
And now we proceed to the washing of hands
This a very è important Cerim ...
The Easter Bunny è here!
Happy Easter!
Peter, who the hell are you doing with ...
Have you been drinking?
I stopped when I got out of car
Who thinks that I can è kick in the ass?
Peter, you do not spoil this Seder. Now go from here
Sorry guys
I just wanted to help Brian in the race for the post of mayor
I think I have forgotten What really matters è
Peter, go and lie down
Ok, andrò to lie down, then tornerò and incasinerò your Seder
Ok, I'm back and I'm sober acceleration is
Lois, what you è doing wrong
I want you to take away from table all the food jew
Not farò certainly
Me or your religion, Lois
I am Catholic and I want live in a Catholic home
Well, I'm Jewish and I want live in a better home
Do you really think I should groped to become mayor?
Peter, you have planted live in your stupid worlds!
I'm sorry, but I can not live with someone who does not believe in Gesù!
Hey hey, I heard my name!
Gesù!
Oh, you're dead Lois Gesù you ucciderà!
And then you bury in garden, next to Kathy Irel ...
Er, I mean ... have a nice dress!
Peter, I thought you cared know that I am jew
What?
He è jew, Peter
Jew hundred percent? The guy who practices Judaism?
I am a jew
Try it! As è nine percent discount on a bill for $ 200?
$ 18, which honestly è
Oh my god, è true!
But I am confused così
Peter does not matter
Catholicism and Judaism not different così
Are two sides of same coin
Fact the Last Supper, a icons acceleration is important
Catholic faith represents a Passover Seder
And if not mistaken, even Islam belongs to the same spiritual family
No, no, no, not messed up things
What acceleration is important è treat people
in the same way would like them to treat you
Ooooh ... eye for an eye!
Well Lois, I think I owe you an apology
I was scared perché my father had convinced that I would go to hell
And I did it to correct the error of my mother
Listen, I do not know if being Jewish is the right thing for our family
I just wish the possibilità of try it to know with certainty
But to tell you the verità, I we were well before
Gesù But then, what religion should be our family?
One is the other, are all bull
Thank you!
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